My Interview With Megan Fox
Top shelf work from theidiotking!
Dave Horwitz: Hello, internet. I’m here with Megan Fox in sunny Los Angeles, California at the Carl’s Jr. at La Brea and Santa Monica. Megan insisted on being interviewed here.
Megan Fox: (with a mouth full of $6 Burger) I love meat.
DH: Great. Let’s begin. Your big break came in the Michael Bay blockbuster Transformers-
MF: -I think robots are going to take over the world. I mean, that’s why I take the batteries out of my many vibrators when I leave the house.
DH: Well, that’s certainly a little provocative and slightly insane, isn’t it?
MF: Fuck off, dweeb. Pass me those ketchup packets.
DH: Sure (I hand her 10 packets. she motions for more, so I hand her 5 more). You’re very outspoken regarding your sexuality. Have you always been that way?
MF: Some people are sexual camels. They can go a long time without sex. I’m a sexual dragon.
DH: (Smirking) Because you have a ferocious sexual appetite?
MF: No, because I breathe fire and have scales.
DH: Metaphorically?
MF: This interview is over. Thanks for the burger.
(At this point Megan transformed into a weird lizard-like robot and blasted through the ceiling and into the sky).
