That’s your big boy. - theidiotking: I’m a Real Ding Dong. I stopped...

theidiotking:

I’m a Real Ding Dong.
I stopped at 7-11 to buy a gallon of water (because my tap water is gross and not even a Brita can stop it from tasting like shit), and I emerged with:
2 bananas.
1 pack of gum.
1 “Grab n’ Go” sized bag of White Cheddar Cheez-Its.
No water.
If at some point in my life I have kids, I’m going to be the kind of dad that forgets to pick up his son from soccer practice because he got distracted by a squirrel in the front yard. So, basically, I’m going to have my kids taken away from me eventually.

Cheddar Jack is what you want. Sort of rare, as far as Cheez-Its go, but so damn good.

I’m a Real Ding Dong.

I stopped at 7-11 to buy a gallon of water (because my tap water is gross and not even a Brita can stop it from tasting like shit), and I emerged with:

2 bananas.

1 pack of gum.

1 “Grab n’ Go” sized bag of White Cheddar Cheez-Its.

No water.

If at some point in my life I have kids, I’m going to be the kind of dad that forgets to pick up his son from soccer practice because he got distracted by a squirrel in the front yard. So, basically, I’m going to have my kids taken away from me eventually.

Cheddar Jack is what you want. Sort of rare, as far as Cheez-Its go, but so damn good.

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